OPEN LETTER TO AUSTRALIA UPON LEARNING THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO INSTITUTE NO-FAULT IN YOUR FINE COUNTRY.
Dear Australia,
1. NO-FAULT really means: it ain't our fault so we ain't paying.
2. NO-FAULT assumes: an adversarial stance against its own insured.
3. NO-FAULT continues to: send you bills for your premiums while delaying payments to you, its' injured driver, for as long as freakin' possible.
4. NO-FAULT hopes: you die in severe pain while waiting.
Sincerely,
-spike q the bloodthirsty
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